National Lampoon's American Migration
Directed by Eddie Murphy
Will Ferrell stars as Ali Mohammed Dahir, a rich African prince who comes to America to study at Harvard Law School. An nervous outcast on arrival, Ali eventually proves his worth to the college fraternity during a party drinking game, in which blind-drunk on Bud, pisses into the mouth of an unsuspecting blond extra from up on the balcony. The 'Fresh Prince' as he is now known ends up getting booted out of the prestigious school after he gets caught ragging the Dean's wife (played by Rob Schneider in drag) on the football field during a game, Crank-style al fresco. It all ends well though when he cleans up his act and his father comes over on his customed banana-boat to bribe the school board into reinstating him.
Younger Women
Directed by Woody Allen
This new Woody Allen joint tells the story of Marv Tesslerjew, an ageing, once-respected fashion photographer, who becomes down on his luck when his thai bride leaves him for his son. Marv soon gets his mojo back (and his reputation) when he decides to compose another book. The book, Younger Women, has him taking photos of the fannies of all the women under the age of twenty-five in Upstate New York, before he falls in love with fresh-faced slag Rita Swineback, played by Dakota Fanning.
The Jew Eater
Directed by Martin Riggs
Apocolyptic tale of one man's fight to rid the world of all evils. Mel Gibson stars as Ben Fist, an ex-cop with a hunger for violence after his family-business is taken over by Jewish investors. Ben kits out his ex-patrol car as a weapon against this deadly terror and takes to the streets in a sphere of violent rage. Blood is spilt and lives are destroyed in what critics say is a 'cross between Abel Ferrera's TV-movie, The Gladiator, and The Punisher'. One critic even goes as far as to describe it as 'the sickest film I have ever seen. Makes Takashi Miike look like Chris Columbus. During the final sequence, in which Mel savagely massacres an entire Jewish orphanage, it actually looks as if Mel isn't acting. It looks as though he is actually enjoying it.' For mentally stable patrons only. Jews may be offended.
Directed by Eddie Murphy
Will Ferrell stars as Ali Mohammed Dahir, a rich African prince who comes to America to study at Harvard Law School. An nervous outcast on arrival, Ali eventually proves his worth to the college fraternity during a party drinking game, in which blind-drunk on Bud, pisses into the mouth of an unsuspecting blond extra from up on the balcony. The 'Fresh Prince' as he is now known ends up getting booted out of the prestigious school after he gets caught ragging the Dean's wife (played by Rob Schneider in drag) on the football field during a game, Crank-style al fresco. It all ends well though when he cleans up his act and his father comes over on his customed banana-boat to bribe the school board into reinstating him.
Younger Women
Directed by Woody Allen
This new Woody Allen joint tells the story of Marv Tesslerjew, an ageing, once-respected fashion photographer, who becomes down on his luck when his thai bride leaves him for his son. Marv soon gets his mojo back (and his reputation) when he decides to compose another book. The book, Younger Women, has him taking photos of the fannies of all the women under the age of twenty-five in Upstate New York, before he falls in love with fresh-faced slag Rita Swineback, played by Dakota Fanning.
The Jew Eater
Directed by Martin Riggs
Apocolyptic tale of one man's fight to rid the world of all evils. Mel Gibson stars as Ben Fist, an ex-cop with a hunger for violence after his family-business is taken over by Jewish investors. Ben kits out his ex-patrol car as a weapon against this deadly terror and takes to the streets in a sphere of violent rage. Blood is spilt and lives are destroyed in what critics say is a 'cross between Abel Ferrera's TV-movie, The Gladiator, and The Punisher'. One critic even goes as far as to describe it as 'the sickest film I have ever seen. Makes Takashi Miike look like Chris Columbus. During the final sequence, in which Mel savagely massacres an entire Jewish orphanage, it actually looks as if Mel isn't acting. It looks as though he is actually enjoying it.' For mentally stable patrons only. Jews may be offended.
De-Flowering Amy
Directed by Nancy Meyers
Daft Rom-Com in which Reese Witherspoon plays a stern stockbroker who must lose her virginity before she turns thirty. Her best friend sets the task in which she must ride a massive cock before the end credits roll. No plausible explanation is given as to why she hasn't already done it, the best being a quip from her mother, 'I guess you just haven't find the right man yet. Well, I'm not surprised with that sour face' Yeah, right. Even with a face like she's trapped a tit in the door, Miss Witherspoon should have had no trouble doing the nasty. That is, of course, if she either, a) had a fanny like a dog-meat kebab, or b) she would constantly excrete liquid-poo everytime she dropped her kecks in sexual anticipation. Daniel 'Harry Potter' Radcliffe plays the schmuck life-friend trying to get her into the sack, whilst Rupert Everett plays the eventual sack-emptier. Bland.
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